The Acronym Game

So today I was looking at acronyms for government agencies, and I came across some I thought were something completely different from word they spelled out. So, I came up with this forum game.

Okay, someone has to give a word: THINK, let's say.

The next person has to come up with a meaning for the acronym: Trust of Hunters In North Kentucky

Then that person has to give a acronym for the next person to use, and so forth.

So, let's start this game!

L.O.A.T.H.E

League of Overrated Angesty Teenagers Hating Earth

Does that work?

C.A.P.T.A.I.N.

Club of Aggravated Pademelon Trainers and Irate Naturalists

(Look up the Pademelon. It's so cute!)

U.N.I.C.O.R.N.