You Know You've Been Character Chatting Too Much When...

1. You say "Oi my my" when you've been negatively surprised.
2. You swear oaths to multiple gods.
3. When you're hurrying, you feel the need to be as swift as a taco, like butter on air.


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4. You dream of Mr.Face.
5. You have perpetual hand pain from typing.
6. You sit around and think of what T.Mor would be like in therapy.
7. You start wondering when your death ray will arrive in the mail.
8. YOU RANDOMLY CAPSLOCK FOR SENTENCES AT A TIME...

9) you forget your own characters (Drew: *glares*)
10) have too many character too count.
11) the first thing you do when you get home from someplace is go on this site.

12. You write something down in your notebook and wonder how long it'll be before the changes take effect.

13. You write out your posts during school because you are excited to reply.

14. You FALL BEHIND in a VIDEOGAME...because you're on here too much...Oh minecraft...please forgive me...

15.) You sleep with your laptop under your pillow.

16. you get all stealthy to get more time on here.

17. you refresh your page five thousand times to see if someone replied.

18.) You try to communicate with people by whistling.

19.) You now CAPSLOCK people instead of cussing them out.
20.) If you do cuss them out, you use expletives.

20. a. EXPLETIVING EXPLETIVE EXPLETIVE. Yes really.

21.) You finally start writing that novel, and habitually wait around for people to reply to it before continuing.

22. You talk in the same strangely articulate manner that Mr.Face does. Unintentionally. To your parental units.
a. They do not find this strange.
23. You actually haven't been to TVTropes in several weeks. You are not upset by this.

24.) going to bed at 1am means you're going to bed early.

25. Facebook automatically makes you think of Mr. Face's face book.
26. You can never hear crickets chirping without immediately thinking about a certain thief with long, black hair that hides his oddly-colored eyes.

27. After suffering a painful injury, you tell people to call you Peter.
28. When you pick up a crowbar, you feel the need to find the nearest guy in tights.

29. If you ever meet someone actually called Peter, you have an unnatural urge to call him your 'lovely hostage'. or something equally Face-like.
30. You get halfway through sacrificing something to the internet and then realise...oh wait. Internet works different here.

31. When you hear anything resembling gunshot, you automatically duck, cover, and yell "Ravens' crow!!"
32. You try to insert emoticons into a face-to-face conversation.
33. It's a bright sunny day; the air is fresh, the birds are chirping, and all you can think is "Shut up bird! Trying to reply here..."

34. When you spend large amounts of time thinking about how things sound for the sake of Mr.Face.
35. your parental units tell you you're addicted and all you can say is: "Well. Erm. Can you hold on a sec? TCR has just been updated."

36. When angery brids doesn't seem as addicting as character chating....
37. When you start thinking of your next reply after you just replied...

38. You start using faceless emoticons ( P)
39. You can't focus in class because you're thinking about chatting.
40. Your friends know who your fellow chatters are because you've talked about chatting so much.
41. Your friends tell you you've been character chatting too much.
42. You've made enough posts to fill a book...but you still haven't written the book.
43. Your parental unit(s) tell you to "stop chatting with that farmgirl from Ohio!" To which you respond, "It's Oklahoma!"
44. You call your parental units your parental units.

45. When you want to give whiny people chopstick lobotomies.
46. When you just yell "AUGUST...." In the presence of whiny people.

47. You start ROFCMing instead of ROFLing.

48. If you feel like a pansy...you start feeling Ezraish
49. You remember he's not a pansy but a BA
50. You then start trying to be BA