Rules to Live By

This is actually a lot of fun once you get started. It's basically random 'rules' to live by that aren't really rules. I'll go first, lol. But just as a warning, they can be things like ex: Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear. But if people start to get offended, be nice. Also be appropriate. PG-13. Most importantly, make them funny and fun!(:

Rule 1: Don't ever sing like no one is listening, because chances are everyone is.

Rule 2: When giving instructions, it is equally important to be confident as to be accurate.

Rule 3: Always lay down plastic before doing anything involving blood on carpeted areas.
3a. Bleach even if you think you missed something. Better safe than in prison.

4. Always know which acid you are using and how well it will dispose of the bodies.

4A. Do not trip on buckets of aforementioned acid...in fact, one should take care to keep acid away from floors solely for this reason.