Woodstock 2!!!!

Eric: Suddenly, I drop down and grab my gun. "What are you doing, soldier?!" I yell. "Get down!"

Greta: "Soldier? Silly rabbit, I am Alice!"

Eric: "Did you hear me?!" I grab her by the arm and pull her down. In my mind, the feild had become a place of death and horror. I ready my gun. "Damn Charlies! We're surrounded!"

Greta: "Now I'm Charles?" I said then giggled. "I am a lady, can you not tell? I can prove it if you'd like."

Eric: I blink a few tines and rub my eyes. Damn it, did I zone out again? Better play it cool. "What the hell are you talking about?" I say as I get up.

Greta: "Well, you see, honey, women and men have different parts -" I began.

Eric: "No, I already know that! Just...nevermind!" I start trying to storm off again.

Greta: "Leaving with an angry word will bring you bad karma."

Eric: "Yea, will Karma's already bitchslapped me in the face! I think it owes me a free angry word or two!"

Greta: I clucked my tongue. "You need your Tarot cards read, m'dear."

Eric: I snort. "That load of bullshit? Please, I'm better offasking s tree about my future."

Greta: I nodded. "Trees are very wise."

Eric: "Don't you have a necklace to make or rainbows to cuddle? Or better yet, why don't you stand in the middle of a road and see if a car will hug you."

Greta: My eyes twinkled happily. "I already cuddled my rainbows today, and look at these necklaces I made earlier - " I held out my arm, which I had wrapped the necklaces around, so they looked like bracelets.

Eric: My eyebrow twitches slightly. Why can't she take a hint? "Good for you," I mutter. "But you still haven't hugged a car. So why don't you get on that while I go hunt?"

Greta: "Hunt for what?"

Eric: I frown. "What do you think?"

Greta: "Rabbits?"

this conversation is hilarious, btw ^^ XD