This isn't my body!

Laura- "Poor Mrs. Campbell."

Alex- "Yeah. Stood up by her husband twice in one day, the first time she also sees a girl in his office. She'll be getting very suspicious."

Mr. Campbell: "This isn't a good idea."

Max: "I agree."

Alex- "What? Making sure your wife doesn't leave you because she's already a jealous hag as it is?"

Laura- "Really though?"

Max: "it's gross. No."

Alex- "Whatever," I shrug. "It's not going to be on your head it'll be on Campbell's so I don't really care."

Mr. Campbell: "I still think it's a bad idea."

Laura- "YOu think what is a bad idea?"

Mr. Campbell: "Having HIM go on a date with MY wife!"

Max: "Yeah. What if I have to do her?"

Alex- "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT THE MENTAL PICTURE I WANTED!!!! THANKS A LOT!!!"

Laura- "Then don't effing go!!!!! And that was a really gross mental picture."

Max: "Exactly!"

Mr. Campbell: "That's my point."

Alex- "Ewww. eww. eww. eww. eww. I'm going to go... Yeah," I say and walk off.

Laura- I just look at the two guys.

Mr. Campbell: "Call my wife."

Max: "I'll just leave her a note."

Alex- I go into Lexa's room and see pictures of me and her all over the far wall. I go over to it and look at the foot notes. My favorite one says "Alex & Lexa" I grab it then sit on the bed, smiling at it.

Max: "Laura, help me write the note."

Laura- "How the hell am I supposed to help you write a note? And how come Alex hasn't come back yet?"

Max: "What would a girl want to hear from her husband if he's not going to make it to a date?"

Laura- "All the excuses in the book won't work for your case. Wait. Try 'Honey, went to have beer with the boys. Reschedule for tomorrow night? Thanks. Love you.' Maybe that will work."

Alex- I lay down on the bed and after a few minutes I fall asleep.

Max: "What do you think, Campbell?"

Mr. Campbell: "One problem. I don't drink."

Laura- "Then What The Hell Are We Supposed To Write?!?!?"

Alex- (Is still sleeping. lol.)

Mr. Campbell: "No idea."

Max: "This sucks."

Laura- "I give up!!!" I say and walk over to sit on the couch where Lexa's sitting.

Max: "No! Help me, please?"

Mr. Campbell: "I'll let you cut class."

Laura- "I'm a cheerleader. I don't skip class. And okay, I'll help you as best I can. But someone really needs to find Alex."

Max: "Not it."

Mr. Campbell: "Not it."

Laura- "then I'm not helping you." I turn and walk off.