This isn't my body!

Campbell: "Not everyday."

Max: "Are we there already?"

Alex- I finally stop laughing enough to speak. "Yeah we're here," I say and point to the lawn.

Max: My eyes widened when I saw the lawn. "Who did that? I'm sending them flowers."

Alex- "score one for the underdogs." I look back at campbell. "Now go in and put the note where your wife will see it so we can leave before she gets home."

Campbell: I got out of the car and went inside.

Max: "I must have friends after all."

Alex- "Damn," I look at the lawn again before turning back to Max. "So what are you planning to do after we switch back?"

Max: "Decorate Campbell's lawn."

Alex- "I will definately have to help you there," I laugh.

Max: "Yeah. Whoever did this didn't really do a good job."

Alex- "Looks like someone did this as like a dare or someting, even though they didn't want to."

Max: "I know. It's very amateurish."

Alex- "They need to be shown how to REALLY TP a house."

Max: "Yeah. Hey, Campbell's back."

Campbell: "Okay, I'm done."

Alex- "Hey is that your wife's car coming this way?"

Campbell: "Yeah."

Max: "Drive away! Now!"

Campbell: "Duck!"

Max: "Right," I said, ducking.

Alex- I pull away from the house and gun it. When we're finally far enough away I slow down. "You can sit up now." I look in my rear-view mirror. "I hope she doesn't think that we did that. I cannot get blamed for someone else's crappy work."

Mr. Campbell: "I'll have to clean it. Or Max can."

Max: "I will after I do your wife. As in, I never will."

Campbell: "..."

Alex- "Okay. Well Campbell, I'm going to take you to Max's house since that's where you want to stay tonight. I just need dirrections."

Campbell: "No way, it's my turn to nap."

Max: I groaned. "I'll give directions, then."

Alex- "Thank you. Now, which way?"

Max: "Turn left at the end of the street."

Alex- I follow directions, hoping that we'll get there quickly.

Max: "Keep going straight. Turn right at the stop sign."

Alex- "Okay. Now what?"

Max: "Third house from the end."