Fairy tales

Prince Charming: "You're the one who took forever to realize what was going on, despite us telling you five times. And I'm the moron?" I sniff. "I'm Prince Charming, yes Charming, laugh your silicon breasts off. Maybe I'd be more charming if your head wasn't full of flowers or whatever the fuck you said you were."

Aurora: I glared at him, and grabbed one of the guard's sword, then leapt through the air to the Prince Charming wannabe, landning in front of him and aimed my sword tip at his throat. "Watch what you say sweetie. There's a lot more than meets the eye with me." I smirked.

Selene - I smiled at her, "You know what, I changed my mind, I like you," I say.

Aurora: I turned and smiled at her. "Smart girl."

Serene - "How long have you been using a sword?" I wonder.

Prince Charming: I yawn and then observe my nails. "Are you done throwing your tantrum? Or for the fiftieth time, can we figure out what we're going to do about this?" Although the more I thought about it, the more I thought that maybe I didn't want to return.

Aurora: "Oh I don't know." I said, lowering my sword. "I started taking lessons when I was 6, so about ten years?" I said. Prince 'Charming' made a comment about me throwing a tantrum, and I raised my sword tip again. "Watch it buddy, or else I'll mess you up so good that you won't be worthy of the name 'Charming.' I've seen men like you. You try to charm the pants of women, and I mean that quite literally. Well, I ain't buying it. I'll cut your balls off and throw them in the moat if you keep this up." I snapped.

Selene - I wondered if I would still be cursed to dance every night if I stayed. If the curse didn't happen I didn't want to leave.

Prince Charming: I raise an eyebrow and then take out my gun, pointing it at her head. "And I've seen girls like you, flaunting your daddy's money around and believing that you can control the world with every flip of your hair. Funny thing is, after a drink or two, you'd be willing to gamble away for dad's power for a pretty ring. In other words, the feelings mutual. I can have your head blown off as soon as you swing your. Only question is who's faster."

Selene - "This is getting us no where," I comment.

Aurora: "Don't you know it's rude to aim a gun at a lady?" I scoffed. "Put that thing away, you gay faggot." I snapped.

Selene - I laughed, "Well, Charming, I think you've met your match."

Aurora: I smirked, and winked at Charming.

Charming: "I'm gay because I don't find plastic hot? Move your sword, and I'll put away my gun."

Selene - I thought about the curse once again and then realized that it was dark outside, "Oh, please tell me the curse isn't on me here," I mumble.

Aurora: "Who said I was plastic?" I snapped. "This-" I gestured down with one hand- "-Is all natural. Shut the fuck up."

Selene - I feel as if I should go dance, but it isn't as strong as usual and I fight against it.

Aurora: I looked at the girl, who wore a look of strong concentration. "What's up with you?" I asked.

Selene - "Apparently even with the mix up of the stories I'm still cursed, I can fight it, but it takes a lot," I say stiffly as I hear music in the back of my mind calling for me.

Aurora: "Cursed? By who?" I asked.

Charming: "Dear, I have an eye for these things. You may not have had sugery, but your nose is too small, your boobs stick up unnaturally, and your lips look like they were mauled by bees. Sorry, but your creater must've just hated you." I look down as Ella stands up. Oh yea. She was here. The only person I'd found visually perfect, but otherwise dull as a rock. "U-um, miss?" she asks as she taps on the dancer girl. "Are you alright? And is it alright if we stop the fighting? Look, I cleaned up the glass, see? Everything will be ok." She smiles and holds up the black bag. I roll my eyes. She's like a freakin five year old.

Aurora: "They do not, you asshole!" I screamed, and kicked him in the balls.

Selene - I look down at the girl, "It's not your fault, sweetheart," I say like she's five, really she does act like she is.

Charming: Ah, fuck! I grimace and hold on to the family jewels. "The funny thing is," I gasp. "I'm probably bruised now, but they'll still be more natural looking than your boobs." "Hey," says Ella quietly. "That isn't very nice language. Let's get along everyone, ok?" she grins. She turns back to the dancer. "Yea, I know. But I thought maybe it'd stop you guys from yelling..."

Aurora: I kicked his balls again. "Want more?" I smirked.