Two Trailer Park Girls Go Rowny Outside.

Marique
I loo' at hu'. "Nope." I figuh she fine ow inna min.

Issabella- "Oh. That stinks. It would be nice to know at least one person here besides Kevin." I think for a minute. "What are you doing here then?"

Marique
I lauh, "I li' her."

Issabella- "Im not sure if he's saying 'i like her', as in he has a girlfriend here or 'i liar.' To clear things up without looking stupid i ask, "So do you have a girlfriend?"

Marique
"No' real-ay, whu?"

Issabella- So i've figured out one thing he was saying, now came the next obstacle. This time i have no idea what he's trying to say. "What," I ask, feeling really stupid.

Marique
I disi ((diside)) ta tul' lie a whitey, hopin' na bla' gur's were lookin'. "I don't realy have a girlfreind. Why do you ask?"

Issabella- "No reason. Just asking. How long have you lived here then?"

Marique
How this gur' had meh tulkin' like sumun else, I idn't nuh. "All uh my life."

Issabella- "Wow. It is pretty fun around here," I ask.

Marique
"Nope," I say, pointing ahead. "Theres thuh park, lit-ul russy, O.K., thuh." Then I piont to the left. Through those trees is uh lit-ul fert I built us uh ki'. Then, You know when yer commin' in uh east entence? Behin' uh main office is a tunnel, when uh turn right, ooh can see uh bike trail. It lea's to uh real big, nice-uh perk."

Issabella- "A little different from where i come from." Thats exactly why i picked the place. It was totally and completely opposite of where i had lived my whole life.

Marique
I wulk kiet-luh.

ilovemyworm wrote:Marique
I wulk kiet-luh.

??? srry, its 2:30 where i live and my brains not working so good. what it that supposed to say?

Walk quietly. Ill start cationing it.

kay

Issabella- It gets kinda quiet. I cant think of any more small talk questions so i just let their be silence.

Marique
"Surry, but the only time a gur' is (quiet) with me is when I pissed her off. My gur', ((AHH! I fergot her name!)) does it tuh me all a thuh time."

Issabella- I laugh, "I'm not mad at you. I just dont mind the silence i guess. But yeah, if you want ,we can keep talking. Um, how old are you?"

Marique
"Six-een, you?"

Issabella- "Seventeen." I smile a little. "I guess that makes me your elder, right? Better watch yourself, I just may be a bad influence on you."

Marique
I don't hold back the loud, ubnoxious laugh. "HA! Right. I'm sure."

Issabella- I cant help but laugh too. Then I get all serious. "But seriously, you better listen to me. I can really give out a good ass kicking."

Marique
"Realy, cuz Im kinda known as the ass kicker around here. Kinda violent wiff the guys."
((I didnt feel like writing that wiff an accsent.))

Issabella- "Oh really? But I am not a guy, am I?"

Marique
"No, but I'd still give you a perty good through down."