Expert Texpert, Choking Smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? II

Jared
"Okay..." Fun... "What happens if I back up? You know what? I rather not know. Let's get this show on the road"

JR: "I was hoping you'd say that." I park the car a few blocks away and grab my disguise whole Bo starts rolling another joint. She passes it to me and I take our ceremonial hit for good luck before passing it to Jared.

Jared
I took a hit and passed it back to Bo "So what's the plan?" I asked, making sure the BB gun was loaded and ready

Bo: I take a long hit before readying my gun. "Its quite simple, really," says JR as he puts on a mask. "You and Bo knock on the door, pick off everyone in sight while I come in through the window. While I'm inside, you'll be out here picking off cops, girl scouts, anyone suspicious looking from inside. Then we escape in the getaway car."

XD run girlscouts, run!

Jared
"How do you even know this house has the new Fluffy in it?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. Actually, the plan itself did sound pretty cool

Bo: "They're rich," I say simply. What rich person doesn't have a fluffy? Not to mention the fact that I clean their house for a living. And I can think of a few of them that could use a BB to the brain...

Jared
"Oh, okay. Do we get masks too, or just JR?" I think we should /all/ have masks... seriously, getting caught is a lot worse when you're /not/ wearing one

JR: "Do it right and you won't need one. Oh, and here-" I toss him my cellphone. "Let mom know you're not dead and if she asks, tell her you'll be back before tonight's show."

Jared
I caught the cell phone and dialed mom's number. She picked up on the first ring, obviously worried "Hey mom, nobody's dead" yet "and I'll be back before tonight's show" then I hung up, and tossed his cellphone back

Bo: "Now that everyone's Mummy's are called, let's go." "Oh, don't get pissy cuz you don't have one." "Because I really need one of those fussing and going on about me." "Well, maybe you'd act a little more like a girl if you did?" "Or maybe I'd just be a wuss like you?" He pinches my cheek hard like a grandma would. I push him off and start banging on the door.

Jared
I watched the door, gun at the ready. I heard the sound of footsteps getting closer... and closer... the second the person opened the door, I opened fire

Bo: I toss the joint and start firing too. Distantly, I hear the sound of glass breaking. "So fucking obvious," I mutter before taking aim at the camera.

Jared
Another person who heard the commotion came down, and I picked them off with a couple of shots to the head

Bo: When the smoke finally clears and no one else comes running down, I shove another round of BB's in my gun. "Most of the family must be out...sucks to be them." I start heading for the garage, stopping by the bathroom to grab some hairspray.

Jared
I followed in my chair, keeping my senses alert, and gun raised. Then when we reached the bathroom, I raised an eye brow at the hairspray, but didn't comment. Either Bo was suddenly worried about bad hair days, or we were going to blow something up. I hoped for the second one

Bo: "You know, I've always liked the Carson's cars. Their all foreign and shiny and sleek. Like if I had a sugar daddy and he asked me what kind of cars I wanted, I'd say the same ones the Carsons have. But then they decided to get a fucking moped." I kick open the door to their six car garage.

Jared
The CARsons have cool CARS. Heh. "So what, we're going to torch it or something?" I asked, looking at the can of hairspray again as I followed

Bo: "Hm?" I look at him and frown. "Why would we do something like that?" I shake up the can of hairspray and rake out my lighter.

Jared
I smiled slightly as I watched "Oh, I haven't the slightest idea"

Bo: "Obviously if these people are too stupid to avoid mopeds, that's all they deserve." And with that, I flick open my lighter and start setting the cars on fire.

Jared
I chuckled slightly "Well, so much for being inconspicuous. If we're caught now, we are so dead"

Bo: "Yea, but now things are interesting." I smirk and watch the cars burn. "Fuck, I wish I had some marshmellows."

Jared
I dug a pack of marshmellows out of my bag and tossed them to her wordlessly. I /always/ carried marshmellows, and I don't know why, maybe 'cause it seemed like stuff was always blowing up.

XD that could come in handy.

Bo: "Nice, very nice." I run back into the kitchen and run back with a couple of those huge serving forks. I shove the marshemellows on and light up another joint on the flames. "I wonder how long it'll take for the police to come."

Hey, that's what I was thinking xD

Jared
I take one of the serving forks and do the same, roasting my marshmellows to a nice crisp brown before eating them "I dunno... rich part of town, so probably... ten, fifteen minutes at the most?"