Character Chats Are Fun

Just go ahead," he mumbled before walking over to the nearest tree and repeatedly slamming his head into it.

(Who is he?)

(Ezra)

(OH!)
Dan:
"Stop that! If your going to plea innocent you'll need minimal brain damage!"

"Aw just let em do it...he's already got enough brain damage." laughed Andrew.

Ezra stopped banging but rested his head against the tree, "They've already got themselves convinced it's us. I mean does Liz look like a murder, Dan? But Dan you already knew what I was supposed to do."

"I think you've got your laws a little confused, sir," explains Frank. "Perhaps over in Yankland-"
"America, you retard," growls Noble from the side of her mouth.
"-Yankland you have the Miranda rights, but in Britain we give you the caution, and all we need to arrest you is reasonable suspicion. You might just be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but we can still arrest you."

"He's right," muttered Andrew.

"Oh. Fun," groaned Ezra

"I could have a couple of cars here in five minutes, but something tells me I should give you the benefit of the doubt. I must be crazy," says Noble.
"You are," confirms Frank.

"Benefit of the doubt sounds good. What do you want to know?" sighed Ezra.

"I want to know everything you know about Mirrorworld, and DCI Grimmesald. I want to know how much you know about the colour yellow."
Noble finishes talking, and, with infinite care and grace, Frank facepalms. It makes a loud slap.
"That was a good one," he says around his hand.

Dan:
"Well Ezra are you guys American citizens?"

"Well seeing as we're standing in the ruins of a castle, I think we can safely say you're not on American soil."

Dan:
"That may be, but remember that as an American citizen they have rights even on foreign soil, without proper permission from the United States government you could begin a war"

"Politics takes second place, wise guy," snarls Frank, squashing his cigarette butt under his heel. "We have a serial killer loose."

Dan:
"Really? You are a very stupid person aren't you?"

"Actually, no he isn't," cuts in Noble. "We arrested the Lockerbie bomber without permission from Libya. And anyway, once America find out what's been done, they'll be only too happy to see the back of these kids."

Dan:
"I apologize but until I am convinced I will not allow you to take them" I say sparks and lightning jut along my arms and out of my eyes.

"Well then you're as bad as they are," replies Frank. The two detectives stand their ground, holding their badges like shields. Noble gulps visibly, and Frank's hand is shaking, but neither of them backs down.
"No one is above the law."

"If you slap me again," Ezra said darkly. " I will show you what we Seers can really do. I know nothing about mirrors and those people...but why yellow? War against crayola or something?"

Dan:
I hold my hands out and sparks jut along my open palms. "As bad as them? No, I'm worse because I am guilty. Also you haven't seen the half of what I can do, make me mad and I will kill you, no hesitation, I won't be able to stop myself"

"No killing please," said Andrew, "that'll just create more problems."

"Kill us and we will die facing down evil," says Noble coolly. "And there will be more of us along. You can't keep winning."
"The colour yellow?" asks Frank. "It's because Noble here is a bit 'special', and thinks that the colour yellow is something to do with her crazy magical Mirrorworld."

"It doesn't sound like she's crazy," said Andrew.

"Andrew says he doesn't think she's crazy," said Liz.

"I never said I'd kill you that was Dan, but if you provoke me I will show you what I can do." said Ezra.

"I was talking to Dan," says Noble.
"Well she is!" barks Frank. "There's no such thing as Mirrorworld, Dark Magic or Homo Lacertus! She's wrong!"

"Dark magic?" said Ezra,raising an eybrow. "Yes. There is."