Character Chats Are Fun

Dan:
"Ah, I see"

"Did you just call me stupid?" asked Ezra, shooting Andrew a glare.

"No, no, no, I would never do that." said Andrew innocently. Once Ezra had turned his back on Andrew, Andrew mouthed "stupid" to Dan.

Dan:
I stifle a laugh and it kind of turns into a snort.

Ezra looked back at Andrew and Dan, Andrew was howling with laughter. "What's your problem?"

Dan:
To try and stifle my laughter I let a random burst of words, "HOW TALL DO YOU THINK GOD IS?"

"I don't know," said Ezra, looking confused. Andrew is cracking up at this point.

Dan:
"What like taller than Lebron James or what? Maybe he's short! Who knows!"

Stella:
"I bet Jesus knows!"

Dan:
"Agreed!"

"So do I!" Andrew chocked through his tears.

"Weridos..." muttered Ezra, walking away.

"Idoit," whispered Andrew to Dan.

Dan:
"Excuse me!" I hiss back, "I think that the how tall is God thing really got him off of us making fun of him behind his back!"

"Ah let'em know...it's more fun to do it in front of his face....he gets really red....like a tomato," said Andrew, and he began to do his impression of Ezra when he's angry.

Dan:
I fall down laughing.

Stella:
I do the same as Dan.

Andew fell down with them. "See?! I told ya!" he howled.

Dan:
I stop laughing and say, "We must make him mad!"

"Oh that's easy," Andrew grinned wickidly.

Dan:
"Do it!"

Stella:
"Oh no what are you going to do?"

"You'll see," Andrew laughed. He walked over to Ezra, and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hey Ezra?" As soon as he turned around Andrew struck a blow to his face.

Dan:
My ribs hurt Im trying to keep in the laughter so hard.

Stella:
"OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?"

Ezra slammed Andrew into the wall, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"Cause I wanted too."

Dan:
"This is getting kind of boring, I wanna fight someone who can give me a real fight, like a good sparring partner is Alexis"

(Dan doesn't know it yet but Alexis is another god. Dan is the new king of the gods and Alexis is going to be the goddess of fire)

Likel
I snickered.
"They think that God exists," I laughed to Na'arsif in Pedla.
"Sounds like they're having a fun time over there, too," Na'arsif chuckled back. "I hear violence."
"Yep." Then I got thoughtful. "Why is it that we, as people, take so much joy in watching someone else get hurt? It seems to be the same for everyone, no matter the species."
"Who knows?" Na'arsif shrugged. "At any rate, we should probably figure out where we are. Shall we meet the locals, then?" he asked, momentarily putting on a formal flair.
"I think we shall," I replied with a grin, playing along. We headed over to where we heard the voices, dropping the silliness as we walked. We came upon a group of humans (and I have to say, I was thankful that they spoke English and not some other human language). I cleared my throat, asking in English, "Excuse me, bud where ahre we? My friend ahnd I ahre ah bid lohsd."

((You can assume from now on that whenever Likel and Na'arsif aren't speaking with accents, they're talking in Pedla.))

Ezra was distracted for a moment, " WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!"

Dan:
"Nice English buddy!" I say sarcastically.

"Oh great!" Noble throws up her hands in disgust. "More freaks. Frank will have no trouble staying sane now."

"You know Dan was the one who suggested I punch you," Andrew lied.

"YOU?!" shouted Ezra at Dan. His face turning slightly red.

Dan:
"Way to show solidarity Andrew!" I say throwing my hands up exasperated. "And Andrew was the one who said it would be funny to make you mad!"

Stella:
"Who are the new people with the terrible English?"