The Twisted Plot: Character Bar/Resteraunt

"Welcome to the Twisted Plot! Your usual table, I presume?"

Basically, take any character from any story you're currently working on, and drop them into the Twisted Plot. All genres are allowed, all characters are allowed (as long as they fit inside the building).

However, there are some stipulations.
-DESCRIBE your character. Don't just post a picture. You can post a picture if you want, but the description has to be good enough for people to completely disregard the picture.
-Characters must stay in-character. While they are allowed some degree of understanding about their situation, they must still be themselves.
-No insta-love. None. Whatsoever. That is all.
-Long posts please, no one-liners.
-Don't just mope in a corner.

To give you creative freedom, I will not post a form. Feel free to make one up, or introduce your character in a paragraph.

Bump.