~Character Chat~

"Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A, start!" Izzy sang.

"SEE? EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS HOW TO CHEAT THE SYSTEM!" Riddle pointed at Izzy. "WHY DON'T YOU? Or...do you just epic fail that badly? ERM...Insert insult about social relationship fail here! CLEARLY You suck at whatever you did!" Riddle tried.
(She is horrible at intrapersonal relationships. Just so you know.

"THAT'S IT!!!" screamed Andrew, slamming Riddle into the wall but he did not hit her.

Something in Riddle's back cracked. "MAN! I didn't know you were a chiropractor! I've been trying to seperate those vertebrae from eachother for like a year now. Thank you. Your fail at painfulness JUST saved me money that I probably would have stolen anyway." Riddle said, picking herself up.

Andrew's face grew a pale bright pink on his pallid skin, he was furious.

"Also, you suck at being visible...and audible. You should really work on that." Riddle added.

"I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!" Andrew roared.

"Ya gotta get personal if you want a BIG response...say anything about Liz and he'll go nuts."

"SOMETHING ABOUT LIZ." Riddle paused. "ARE YOU CRAZY YET?"
"I don't think It works that way..." August told her Skeptically.

"August is right."

"Well then...What about Liz? I mean...Her hair is kinda funny. But I don't think that you approve of that either...Man. This is Wierd. I prefer impersonal extended metaphors." Riddle said, still not understanding the concept.

"Ezra said that Liz kissed him on the day of the funeral, right...?" Peter asked. "Though I'm not sure how that works. Didn't you say that Andrew had been dead for ninety-nine years or something?"

"His body was buried away from his family, he hadn't had a funeral...when we got it moved we had one."

"I don't understand the problem you all jsut explained away- Why do the years MATTER?" Riddle said, getting more perplexed by the second.
"Right...You're Immortal." August said. "99 years is a crap ton of time to elapse. and still look young. That was the problem." August explained.

"He died when he was sixteen AWAY from his family."

"What- Did your family FedEx you out after they found out that you were invisible? HMM?" Riddle attempted another insult.

"THEY'RE DEAD!!!!" screamed Andrew, throwing a punch at Riddle's head.

((Is he actually able to do that- being a ghost and all? I'll say yes for now, but if not then...Meh.))

Riddle Shook it off somewhat irritatedly, wiping a bit of blood off her face. "So? That doesn't stop them from taking advantage of free 3 day shipping does it?" She unloaded a knife into the air where she thought Andrew might be.

The knife whipped by Andrew, who was completly unfaised by it.

(Yes but he has to concintrait)

It thudded into a wall. "Well that was unsatisfying." Riddle muttered, dissatisfied. "Erm...MOAR INSULTS!" She yelled.

"Like I said the funeral, also what happens if he's stuck here after Liz dies?"

"YEAH. What happens THEN? Actually...You and I could play connect four for all ETERNITY. It would be kinda wierd. THAT'S WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!"n Riddle had had the same thought about herself before...What would happen after T.Mor and her father and everyone died? She'd figure it out. Probably just make waffles.

"NEVER!!!!" Andrew screamed sending another blow.

"Connect Four?" Peter asked Izzy.
"It's this game that's kinda like Tic-Tac-Toe, only you play it by dropping colored, plastic circles down a...blue thingy, and you have to get four in a row instead of three.
"...Tic-Tac-Toe?"
Izzy facepalmed.

"Dude- the attempt at dain bramage is SERIOUSLY not going to work. Brain CAME OUT OF THE BOX damaged." Riddle giggled like someone with a concussion. "TRY MORE AT NOT FAILING. IT MIGHT JUST NOT FAIL."

Andrew slamed his fist into her jaw.