The Zombie Apocalypse

Carmen:
"Name calling? How immature"

Laura: "I call everyone i distaste 'bitch.'" I narrowed my eyes.

Carmen:
I shrug. "Because I want you to like me so despreatly."

Laura: "You don't even know me. I only dislike you because you snapped me with a fucking whip made of barbed wire!"

Carmen:
"Not even on purpose! I don't even know how to use this! All I know is, I wake up in the middle of the night because there are thousands of freaking zombies, so I grab what I can! And you point a gun at me and cuss at me!"

Laura: "Now's no time for pretty lady language, missy! And if you don't know how to use it, get something easier to use or something!"

Carmen:
"I still have moral value, thank you kindly. And I prefer staying alive to going shopping for weapons."

Laura: "Then get yourself a knife. That's easy to use." I rolled my eyes.

Carmen:
"I don't think I'll be taking your advice any time soon." I say, then start to walk away.

Laura: "Hey!" I called, irritated that she started to walk away.

Carmen:
I just keep walking.

Laura: I aimed my gun up in the air, and fired a few bullets. "I said hey!" I snapped.

Carmen:
I whirl around. "What?!" I shout.

Laura: "If you want to survive, learn to use your instincts. And learn to use your weapon, or you have no chance. And it's also best not to make any human enemies, because sometimes human get more bloodthirsty than the zombies do." I heard a moan from behind me. "Shit!" I muttered, and cocked the gun. "And I suggest you do it fast, because we have company."

Carmen:
"You're one to talk." I say, and face the zombie, readying myself.

Laura: One zombie was followed by several more zombies, about two dozen more. I aimed my gun at one, and fired a string of bullets at it, making it fall.

Carmen:
I whip at their legs, slowing them down, then go for faces, heads, necks.

Laura: As the girl knocked them over with her whip, I shot at them with my gun, then fired a hailstorm of bullets at the mob. One got close enough to cut across my chest with its nails, and I jammed the butt of my gun into its brain.

Carmen:
I felt something on my neck. What in the world?... I turned and saw a fresh row of zombies. And the first one was breathing on me.

Laura: She was surrounded by zombies and she had a weapon she didn't know how to use. I fired more bullets and beat them down til i got to the center where she was. "You alright?"

Carmen:
"Fine, thanks." I said, killing some more.

Laura: Eventually we finished off the zombie attack, and we were surrounded by fallen, decomposing corpses. A bead of sweat dripped down my face from my hair, and i swiped it away. "Well that was fun."

Carmen:
I nod once. "For the most part. Truce?" I ask, holding out my hand.

Laura: I took the hand and shook it. "Truce."

Carmen:
I coiled my whip carefully-I was getting better-and looked about. "Well," I said "It appears as though my charge has left. May he die with minimal pain."